May day is here, originally celebrated by the heathens as a celebration of the flowers (another festival stolen by modern concepts, this time by communists to celebrate disruptions causing the 8 hour working day), as the flowers started to bloom signifying new birth/life.
In this time of Chinese Virus, the better half and I decided to travel across to East Berlin (Queensland) to get some pills from our Pharmacy and to exercise the dog and to get a great brekky (Bacon and egg roll, hash brown, coffee of your desire all for $11.90) from the local surf club. Social distancing is obviously voluntary as groups of proles where everywhere.
To get across to East Berlin you need a pass, I have two, one for travel/work, the other for essential goods/pills. As we approached the border guards, I had one of the passes on the dash thinking that was enough, the Stasi asked if we had another border pass, all because we had two people in the car. I produced the other pass, even though it was not sufficient for their request, we were waved through as they did not inspect it but looked at it from afar. The SS, or the Stupid Stasi, do not have the brains to inspect simple things.
The moral of the story is that with all the new rules on movement, never once here in border town has the Border Pass been described as being for "a single person". But hey, don't let English get in the way of Government intervention in your way of life.
Further to this little kerfuffle from Queensland pollies, yesterday some Stasi and pollies got caught breaching their own distancing rules, all in the name of drinking XXXX, the Queensland way to spell beer. Haven't heard yet about whether the Stasi officers got fined.
Anyway, we got the food, we slipped back across the border, we made it home.
The great escape on May Day was fruitful and flowering.
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